- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Religion.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

ass.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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