roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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this is not a joke.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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