What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Chuck norris

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A French man gets into a fight

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gay people

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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