- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

It got hit by a rocket.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Hillary Clinton

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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