- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Hillary Clinton

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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