Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

kieran scott has a huge back

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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