- Anti Joke

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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