- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

My name is Harry.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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