How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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whos district champs not JM

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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