Women's rights

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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