I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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