- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

I'd like to make a withdraw

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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