How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Penis

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Justin Bieber

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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