What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Gay Rights

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

what do u call a apple a apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Your existance.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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