- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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