What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

a horse nibbled a baby

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Of course, first door on your left

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

balls

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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