- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

a woman votes!

What moos like a cow? Another cow

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

women's rights

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Blake wilkeys hair style

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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