A horse walks into a barn.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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