"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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