- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

your social life.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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