Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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soccer

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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