An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Christianity

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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canada

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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