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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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