What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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