- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

once upon a time, it snowed

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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