- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

How high is a Chinaman

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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