How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Mormons having fun.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Ross.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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