Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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