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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A horse walks into a barn.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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