What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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