- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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