- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

cliché rebecca black joke.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Abortion

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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