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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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