Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Knock knock knock OCD

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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