- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

My parents have an open marriage.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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