Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Potato!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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