Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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So you there Red?

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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