Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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The Olympics

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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