- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Neither have I

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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