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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

what do u call a apple a apple

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

i have a christmas tree.

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