- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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