- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What city likes baseball the most? New York

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A black person walks out of KFC

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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