What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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This isn't funny.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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420

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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I have aids

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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