- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

I have suicidal thoughts

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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