What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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