- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Women's rights...

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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