- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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