some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Banana Hamock.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Black people. They are so kind.

Women have the right to vote.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

like most people my age. im 27

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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