Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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