- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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