A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

woman's rights

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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