- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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