Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Bob Saget

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The WNBA

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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