Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Here's another:

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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F? No k

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your social life.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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