Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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