- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What can fly? Lots of things

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Winter

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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