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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

kcuf read it backwards

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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