Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Brad Fuller!

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Knock Knock Come in.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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