Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Gangnam style

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

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