- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's the deal with brown?

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Banana Hamock.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

like most people my age. im 27

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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