Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Adele walks into the stables

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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kcuf read it backwards

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Women's Rights

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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