- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The jets are a good team..

How do you make a car? You build it.

Vagina cream... end of story

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

People Order Our Patties

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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