How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

The MLS

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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