- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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