What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Penis

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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