What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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