- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I would rape her

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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