Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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I am a women

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Neither have I

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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