What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Jaden McMichael

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

full house

your mom died.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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