- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

a horse nibbled a baby

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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