A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What is a chair?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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