- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what goes woof ? A dog.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Woman rights.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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